Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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