I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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