whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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