we have officially mastered the walk of shame
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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