yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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