i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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