dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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