Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
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I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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