I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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