woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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