this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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