Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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