hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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