Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
