You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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