we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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