Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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