ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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