It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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