Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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