More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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