Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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