Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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