we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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