worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We just shotgunned beers for America
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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