3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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