Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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