oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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