I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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