Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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