help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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