yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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