I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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