When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my sisters under your porch take her home
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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