did you get engaged???
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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