He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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