I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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