This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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