I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
