then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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