You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Your penis caused this!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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