Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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