he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I need to calm my uterus...
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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