No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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