wrigley field is MILF paradise
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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