i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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