Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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