he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
nutella sex= disaster
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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