I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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