i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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