You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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