I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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