Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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