i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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