I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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