My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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